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Oh, I know. I love Tuesday nights.

God, my husband Michael is such a fucking pain in the ass.

I'm so tired of him.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm alright.

What happened?

He's just a fucking piece of shit.

Calm down. It's okay. It's alright. Don't worry about it.

You're his best friend.

Oh, thank you. I'm so glad to be here.

Honey, you've been crying.

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to deal with him anymore.

It's just, you're so lucky you don't have to deal with him.

So what did he do this time?

It's just what doesn't he do?

I mean, comes home late, smells like he's been drinking

and flirting with the nanny.

It's like, oh my god, please don't.

He's such an ass.

He is. He really is.

Someday you're going to have to deal with this, but for right now,

consider yourself really seriously lucky, wouldn't you say, Lucky?

And you've got so many choices in your life right now,

so just pay attention to what's going on with these girls

because they will get mad.

And today was like the final straw.

What did he do?

He forgot our first date anniversary.

Oh, what a pig!

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