BLee

So, how big are those?

Oh, they are 34D.

Wow.

Yeah, wow.

Well, here's the deal.

I booked you a couple days ago to come in today and get, you know, penetrated by one of my woodsmen.

But they all quit.

So it looks like I gotta do it now.

I'm like, fuck. I gotta go back to the old days of doing shit.

Oh yeah.

You wanna get it done right, do it yourself.

So, then, something transpired last night.

What?

I got this, like, intel, and I was like, shut the fuck up.

So anyway, a friend of mine tells me, I mentioned your name, Bailey Lee, and I'm like, yeah, I'm shooting Bailey Lee tomorrow with Eric Everhart.

And he goes, Bailey Lee, I just met her.

I'm like, you just met her?

I'm like, okay, cool, so what?

He goes, ah, she's fucking hot.

I'm like, okay, well, that's good.

Then he goes, did you know she has a sister?

Oh yes, I have a twin sister.

Okay, this is where it gets interesting, okay?

Now, I fucked your sister.

You did?

I fucked your sister.

He told me this last night, and I had no idea who it was.

So, your sister was Haley Lee, right?

Yes.

And that was in Breaking of Midnight.

I actually did the scene with her in Scott Lyons.

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