I catch my girlfriend and my husband, but I join in

I don't have to knock.

You can't just come into my room here.

Yes, this is my house.

And I can come in here anyway

This is my room.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

I don't care

You were itching?

Well, let's see

You can't look there

Well, why not?

Sure, you're my daughter.

Of course I can watch.

I don't know.

Now don't come and tell me an i*****

I know so many people who do it.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah, let's see.

Where does it itch?

Ah, that looks good.

Oh, Dad

Here?

It itches?

Yes

Oh.

So, does it end slowly?

Yes

Cool.

You've got to play it.

Dad, do you always do that with your mom?

Yeah, I think the last time was six months ago.

Dad, you're doing fine

I'm glad.

Do you remember that?

Yes

Dad, come take off my clothes But leave the hat on. I sent it to you for Christmas last year.

Yes, if that's what you want.

You're taking a long time

I still have a lot of buttons.

I'll play something while I'm gone.

Come on, Dad will lay you down

I'm so glad you're doing so well.

I've seen you do it so well.

Do you like it?

Yes

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You've got some problems, Dad.

Yes, I always get to be my age

Yes

Oh.

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