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And this is the basement where Ethan will put all the gifts he received.

Roger, your job is to tell Ethan that an evil man is trying to steal his gifts.

Trust me, guys.

My plan is more twisty and dull than the squarious domard.

You know, in San Francisco.

Yeah, I've been there. - Roger, you're gonna be the waiter.

I'm going to be Ernest Verblug, Ethan's great-great-uncle.

When the Nazis annexed Alsace-Lorraine in 1941,

Ernest had flown to Mykonos, where he developed the formula for a Parmesan-flavored lubricant.

He'll be the waiter. - And yet, I did a good job with the accent.

With a cacere, the illusion will be perfect - And you're not gonna do an accent.

Oh, really?

You perverted little pussy, you think you scare me?

What are you doing?

Well, you better practice tapping numbers on your cell phone.

Because we have a meeting Monday with Global Mobile!

Do I really have the truth?

The real truth, honey. That would be good in a song.

Genuine, uh, truth, uh, uh!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you should make records!

Ladies, records can be whatever they want.

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