Stripping naked before pissing in a glass after a hot, sweaty walk with my bestie
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I'd just returned home from walking my beloved little sidekick Buddles in completely the wrong outfit and so needed to strip naked nice n quick! I also was rather desperately in need of a piss, but knew my bathroom would be too dark to go in there without prior planning! So I figured I'd head to the kitchen, but hid my modesty from neighbours by popping in a towel poncho thing
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Hello, hello, hello. How are you? I am distinctly overdressed. Looks like I'm in a bloody potato sack.
But, when I decided to go for a walk earlier, well, see, I decided to go for a walk, when I needed to take my pup out,
because it was very much autumn outside. And now it is not autumn outside, it is summer outside, and I have been melting.
Now I'm getting undressed, obviously. But, yeah, I've got some newfound tubs on the go, kind of.
Well, I do, which I am trying to get used to. I mean, I don't intend on keeping it full-time. Full-term? I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Oh, jeez. Because, right, yeah, so basically, having my top teeth removed means that I can't chew an awful lot of food.
So, I'm just going to stick this towel on. Because my ***** outside and I very much need a wee-wee.
I say this towel, and it isn't. Are these poncho, cape-like towel things? Oh, dearie me. Are you okay there, bud?
Right, I'm just going to have to... Oh, put you in the glass, because I...
I can't make a bloody bubble in there. Oh, hey pup. Oh, that's a stinky wee-wee. That's a stinky wee-wee.
Right, that's... Oh, there's some flies in there. That hasn't come out of me. I'm pretty sure the wee hasn't come...
No, the wee did come out of me, but the flies didn't. I'm dripping wee all over the floor, though.
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