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Give up his job.
so we can share our jokes at night
and spend the weekend at home
I actually moved out on my 18th birthday
and that's when she found out her mother's boyfriend
the former pastor, well the former ********
did you ever mention your own life could be dangerous
meaning this is a bad thing
no
that's what she was so concerned about
then in the summer of 2010
Samantha and I
went to a wedding
and we texted her
from her mother
she texted me and she said
baby, you're raining
and my next phone call
was to help my mom
get policed
why did you call the police?
I was waiting for her to get feedback
when she was going to call a number
for the first time
I had a phone call
So I remember my GPA from college, and I knew what blood type I had.
Oh wow.
You don't know your other brother?
That's really important.
I mean, does he own a house like ever?
She probably took our credit card now.
It's free.
Credit card?
Free.
Free.
That's how much?
That's how much it's free.
Credit card now.
Really free credit card.
No credit card needed.
I want all you can eat pancakes or bread.
Get stack after stack of all the delicious buttermilk pancakes you can eat at one low price.
Add a never ending coffee box of cup after cup of rich hot toast.
All you can eat pancakes.
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